Had me straight gigglin'! I remember reading the, "You might race a Buick if..." thing that said, "...you wont race bikes- because it's not fair to them" and thought it was funny but BS. Last night, my brother in law was talkin' up his Harley Sportster and how he's chopped the pipes, put a better intake on it and all that shit. Jokingly, I asked if he wanted to try his luck against the GN. He said, "Yeah, let's do it right now". I thought, shit- he called my bluff and the GN is going down. We lined up and raced from the line twice.....with identical results. I'd build about 5 psi and yell the count while he's throttling the bike. On "Go!" his front tire would roll out in front of the GN and I'd think, "Shit, he's got me".....but then the GN would spool to 20 psi and I'd get about 5 car lengths on him in 2 or 3 seconds. Man, I was hooting in my car because it felt so good to not only beat a bike, but straight BURY the fucker. The Harley went down HARD....twice. I'm still walking on air this morning!
