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« on: August 06 2007, 08:14:25 PM »
Been in Ruidoso, NM for the last two days...head home in the morning, I guess. Been shackin' at the 'Inn Of The Mountain Gods'. Last night was a $300 bar tab. Mostly because after I left the bar my wife and I wanted a bottle of wine and the cheapest one that they'll bring to your room is $114. Crooks. But no biggy, really- I don't know how much the rooms cost 'cause I didn't have to pay. Nice, huh? The wife's g-mom is loaded and wanted someone to take her on a vacation, so she payed for the rooms. Sounds like a cool deal, right? Well, up to a point.....you see, after the wife had a couple of glasses of wine she -unbeknownst to me at that moment- decided to order a.......*cough*movie*cough*. You should have seen the look on her face when I reminded her that it's going on her grandmother's credit card. Fuckin' priceless.


  
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« Reply #1 on: August 06 2007, 08:19:30 PM »
Looks like a kick ass place.  Gee what kind of movie could it have been???  PS  They don't put titles for movies on the hotel bills anyway,  don't ask me how I know that. :yawinkle:
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« Reply #2 on: August 06 2007, 08:28:13 PM »
Quote from: "kma697 @ Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:19 pm"
Looks like a kick ass place.
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« Reply #3 on: August 06 2007, 08:29:54 PM »
Yeah, we've already got our story straight. If asked, we picked from the "Still In Theaters" menu (hence the $20 price) and ordered Shrek 3 but didn't end up watching it 'cause we had had too much to drink and just fell asleep. Now, I know what you're thinking..."Who in hell would buy that story?!", but her g-mom is 91 years old and so senile that I could likely convince her that Jesus is trapped in a potato chip like those bad guys in black in that one Superman movie were trapped in those mirror-looking plate thingies.
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« Reply #4 on: August 06 2007, 08:35:04 PM »
Quote from: "Ttype83 @ Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:28 pm"
Quote from: "kma697 @ Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:19 pm"
Looks like a kick ass place.
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« Reply #5 on: August 06 2007, 08:42:45 PM »
Dude, ride a dirt bike through the halls.
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« Reply #6 on: August 06 2007, 08:47:41 PM »
With as drunk as I'm gonna get tonight.....we'll see. I will NOT, however, be going back into the casino. Fuck, I'ma ask the *Indians* for reparations.
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« Reply #7 on: August 08 2007, 08:42:35 PM »
I'm with Brian, ride the fuckin' dirt bike !  :rofl;
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« Reply #8 on: August 08 2007, 11:00:09 PM »
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I'm with Brian, ride the fuckin' dirt bike !
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« Reply #9 on: August 09 2007, 12:59:21 AM »
John Bonham did it. One up him, bitch.
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« Reply #10 on: August 09 2007, 01:20:23 AM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:59 pm"
John Bonham did it. One up him, bitch.
He also drowned in his vomit. Some records should never be attempted.

I went to summer school when I was in 6th grade. We had set up an obstacle course with the tables and chairs in the library. We'd ride our BMX bikes through it, then go flyin' down the hallway past the pricipal's office. We'd have a friend/accomplice hold the door open at the end of the hallway jump about 7 steps
and go straight outside and take off.
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« Reply #11 on: August 11 2007, 05:36:44 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:59 pm"
John Bonham did it. One up him, bitch.
My dear friend, in order to properly do that I'd need to get jacked on horse tranqs and drive over you *twice*.
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« Reply #12 on: August 12 2007, 12:55:11 AM »
I'm down for the sake of art.
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« Reply #13 on: August 19 2007, 03:35:57 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:55 pm"
I'm down for the sake of art.
Never is your trooperness in question.
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