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Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 12 2005, 06:07:48 PM: Lately I've really wanted to beat Ashton Kutchers' ass....probabl y not as much as I'd like to batter Dave Navarro, though.
Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: 87natty on May 12 2005, 06:45:27 PM: I can't say. There are more not-so-famous jaws I would like to break.
Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 12 2005, 06:53:22 PM: Quote from: "87natty @ Thu May 12, 2005 3:45 pm"
I can't say. There are more not-so-famous jaws I would like to break.
For a couple of bucks, I'll do it for ya. I'm from NM- I'm out of thier jurisdiction. lol
Title: Re: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: on May 13 2005, 08:12:22 AM: I'd like to sock Paris Hilton in the nuts. She really pisses me off.
Title: Re: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: Be4u on May 13 2005, 02:09:20 PM: B4 I clicked this thread I read the title and thought Ashton Kirtcher. Ashton needs to be strung up by the nuts and attached to an airplane propeller.

Navarro, words cannot describe how I cant stand him.

I wanna fuck Paris...after I put the bag over her head and drink a twelve pack. I would honestly give her a "Dirty Sanchez" and maybe even catch her in the "rusty hook."
Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: 87natty on May 13 2005, 03:36:05 PM: How about the chili dog? Or the Cleveland steamer?
Title: Re: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 13 2005, 04:23:05 PM: 'Rusty hook', 'rusty trumpet'- dammit, somebody needs to tell me what the hell you're talking about.......I should I ask?
Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: 87natty on May 13 2005, 05:01:47 PM: I prefer the term "rusty trombone" myself, it gives the impression of a dirtier action.
Title: Re: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: Be4u on May 13 2005, 06:13:37 PM: If I'm lucky I'll take a pic after I make her do the "angry dragon"
Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: Be4u on May 13 2005, 06:15:55 PM: Quote from: "87natty @ Fri May 13, 2005 1:36 pm"
How about the chili dog? Or the Cleveland steamer?

Cleveland steamer is a little tame. The Belgin(sp?) biscut is a cruder choice.
Title: Re: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: Recklessrob on May 23 2005, 11:33:45 PM: What about a "Donkey Punche" ! :rofl;
Title: Re: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: 87natty on May 24 2005, 12:02:24 AM: I now someone who I want to punch! Some motherfucker shot my friend Friday night. He's OK, he had a bullet go through the meat on his leg and another is stuck between his neck and shoulder. My friend is lucky the motherfucker was a bad shot, he almost nailed his a-orta (sp?). When he gets caught I know some guys inside that will leave him within a sliver of his own demise.

I've been harboring this for a couple days, but it feels good to vent.
Title: Re: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: Recklessrob on May 24 2005, 01:31:43 AM: Quote from: "87natty @ Mon May 23, 2005 11:02 pm"
I now someone who I want to punch! Some motherfucker shot my friend Friday night. He's OK, he had a bullet go through the meat on his leg and another is stuck between his neck and shoulder. My friend is lucky the motherfucker was a bad shot, he almost nailed his a-orta (sp?). When he gets caught I know some guys inside that will leave him within a sliver of his own demise.

I've been harboring this for a couple days, but it feels good to vent.

I hope your friend recovers quickly. :prayer:
Title: Re: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 24 2005, 09:04:41 AM: Jesus Brian. Get the fuck out of Cali already. Good lord. Best wishes for your friend.
Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: 87natty on May 24 2005, 03:28:37 PM: Life is good now, I'm over all emotions except anger. Retribution wil be in the form of a jailhouse thrashing. Or if we get him before the cops do, Lord have mercy on his soul.
Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 24 2005, 04:08:16 PM: Quote from: "87natty @ Tue May 24, 2005 12:28 pm"
Life is good now, I'm over all emotions except anger. Retribution wil be in the form of a jailhouse thrashing. Or if we get him before the cops do, Lord have mercy on his soul.
Don't get yourself in trouble homeboy, I don't want your appearance in Vegas to be from jail via satellite.

I want to ask why this went down, but am worried about over-stepping my boundaries.... .
Title: If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
Post by: 87natty on May 25 2005, 12:11:56 AM: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Some homebays came up to my buddy, asked him where he was from. He said said right fucking here and this bitch got out of his car and shot him. If they didn't have a gun my boy would've torn them both in half.