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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Be4u on November 12 2006, 02:05:28 PM

Title: Death Predictions
Post by: Be4u on November 12 2006, 02:05:28 PM: robert: At age 55 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
Title: Re: Death Predictions
Post by: TSM Girl on November 12 2006, 03:35:00 PM: Donna Campbell: At age 81 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

I think I will be bringing one of my Guns to that fight! LOL :rofl;
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Post by: 87natty on November 12 2006, 04:09:02 PM: Lynch: At age 75 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Great, I'll probably die taking a shit too.
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Post by: Turbogn86 on November 12 2006, 04:22:32 PM: Jeremy Easterling: At age 53 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.
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Post by: 87natty on November 12 2006, 07:02:08 PM: Wow, even being a heavy smoker/alcoholic I can still outlive two of you.
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Post by: Be4u on November 12 2006, 07:45:06 PM: It's that fresh socal air!
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Post by: Top Speed on November 12 2006, 08:01:24 PM: Chris: At age 69 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
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Post by: Turbogn86 on November 12 2006, 08:09:53 PM: those predictions are awsome... one of them said i was gonna spontaniously combust while eating dinner.... lol
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Post by: kma697 on November 12 2006, 08:16:37 PM: 64-eating to many cheese stuffed items it will lead to a dietary condition that will kill you!!! Cool I still got 26 yrs to go :rofl;
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Post by: 87natty on November 12 2006, 08:18:05 PM: Speaking of which, I'm craving a pizza...
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Post by: TSM Girl on November 12 2006, 09:02:03 PM: I am outliving everyone.
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Post by: Recklessrob on November 13 2006, 06:34:55 AM: Quote
Robert Beaulieu: At age 61 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
The scary part, is that I have a mobile with a bunch of ham radio antennas.
I'll have to make sure and keep my DVD player and computer up and running to
cheat death on the third requirement. :rofl;
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Post by: Black-Jacket on November 14 2006, 11:14:21 AM: Jehremy: At age 68 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
Title: Death Predictions
Post by: 87natty on November 14 2006, 01:53:17 PM: ^ Ooh, I think that guy hooked up with the hottie in the movie.
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Post by: SuperSix on November 15 2006, 10:26:02 PM: Mark: At age 51 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

:rofl; :rofl;
Title: Death Predictions
Post by: Be4u on November 15 2006, 11:10:22 PM: It can kill? For real!?!?!
Title: Death Predictions
Post by: Recklessrob on November 15 2006, 11:13:48 PM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:10 pm"
It can kill? For real!?!?!

I wouldn't recommend trying it.
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Post by: Be4u on November 15 2006, 11:16:28 PM: Experience? lol
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Post by: Recklessrob on November 15 2006, 11:22:18 PM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:16 pm"
Experience? lol

No, common sense !
Title: Death Predictions
Post by: TSM Girl on November 16 2006, 08:49:31 AM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:10 pm"
It can kill? For real!?!?!

Yes it can.
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Post by: Be4u on November 16 2006, 02:58:51 PM: Can I have proof of this?
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Post by: TSM Girl on November 16 2006, 03:41:56 PM: Let me find the video......I remember seeing it on that You Tube or something like that. It was last year. Guy was a real dumb ass for doing it. :rolleyes;
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Post by: Be4u on November 16 2006, 04:29:33 PM: And he died?
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Post by: TSM Girl on November 16 2006, 04:35:38 PM: No, I just know he was shocked pretty bad and Burned ........he pulled away real quick.....I cant find it........mayb e they pulled it off the internet. I did not believe it until I saw it.. he was pretty messed up.
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Post by: TSM Girl on November 16 2006, 04:41:38 PM: I found the commercial, which gives you an idea. I cant find it.....the commercial is funny enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VSTRg--ic
Title: Re: Death Predictions
Post by: Recklessrob on November 16 2006, 10:46:43 PM: Robert, voltage is irrelevant, its amperage that
you have to worry about. 1/10th of an amp can kill
a person. Urine has a considerable salt content.
That makes it an excellent conductor of electricity.
Title: Death Predictions
Post by: TSM Girl on November 16 2006, 11:00:19 PM: Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:49 am"
Quote from: "Be4u @ Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:10 pm"
It can kill? For real!?!?!

Yes it can.
Title: Re: Death Predictions
Post by: Recklessrob on November 16 2006, 11:16:17 PM: Chicks can pee on electric fences as long as they "hover", thus preventing
their feet from completing the electrical circuit.
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Post by: TSM Girl on November 17 2006, 12:02:59 AM: Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:16 pm"
Chicks can pee on electric fences as long as they "hover", thus preventing
their feet from completing the electrical circuit.

ok??? You have lost me on this one.........
Title: Death Predictions
Post by: Be4u on November 17 2006, 12:59:21 AM: So, if I jump in the air while pissin' it wont hurt and I can still say I pee'd on and electric fence?
Title: Death Predictions
Post by: 87natty on November 17 2006, 03:15:22 AM: It's people like you that make 'Faces of Death' a gas man.

Cheers!
Title: Death Predictions
Post by: Be4u on November 17 2006, 03:35:30 AM: So, if I jump in the air while pissin' it wont hurt and I can still say I pee'd on and electric fence?
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Post by: TSM Girl on November 17 2006, 08:07:02 AM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:35 am"
So, if I jump in the air while pissin' it wont hurt and I can still say I pee'd on and electric fence?

I guess, if you really, really, want to. lol
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Post by: Top Speed on November 17 2006, 10:28:32 AM: Please try it and tell us the results!!
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Post by: 87natty on November 17 2006, 10:46:21 AM: Knowing your luck you'd land on your piss and not even be halfway done.
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Post by: Wrecked Em on November 17 2006, 09:41:28 PM: wrecked em: At age 79 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
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Post by: Recklessrob on November 18 2006, 12:20:28 AM: Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:02 am"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:16 pm"
Chicks can pee on electric fences as long as they "hover", thus preventing
their feet from completing the electrical circuit.

ok??? You have lost me on this one.........

An ex of mine upon entering a lavatory that she didn't like, wouldn't
sit down. Instead she refered to it as hovering. I figured that was a
common practice?
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Post by: 87natty on November 18 2006, 03:07:01 AM: Quote from: "Wrecked Em @ Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:41 pm"
wrecked em: At age 79 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Why did YOU get the cool one? :rolleyes:
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Post by: TSM Girl on November 18 2006, 07:59:56 AM: Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:20 pm"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:02 am"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:16 pm"
Chicks can pee on electric fences as long as they "hover", thus preventing
their feet from completing the electrical circuit.

ok??? You have lost me on this one.........

An ex of mine upon entering a lavatory that she didn't like, wouldn't
sit down. Instead she refered to it as hovering. I figured that was a
common practice?

I see, yep, I agree..it is very common....if there are no "ass-gaskets" you hover...Some of the women bathrooms are scary.
Title: Re: Death Predictions
Post by: DCEPTCN on November 20 2006, 10:05:32 PM: "Sylvan: At age 64 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you."

Yeah guys, I'll be over at the beer tent....orderi ng a Beck's in sign-language.
Title: Re: Death Predictions
Post by: Wrecked Em on November 20 2006, 10:52:56 PM: Quote from: "87natty @ Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:07 am"
Quote from: "Wrecked Em @ Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:41 pm"
wrecked em: At age 79 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Why did YOU get the cool one?
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Post by: Wrecked Em on November 20 2006, 10:53:46 PM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:05 pm"
"Sylvan: At age 64 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you."

I believe that is fitting.
Title: Re: Death Predictions
Post by: Recklessrob on November 20 2006, 11:38:49 PM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:05 pm"
"Sylvan: At age 64 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you."

Yeah guys, I'll be over at the beer tent....orderi ng a Beck's in sign-language.

Wasn't there a Stephen King story like that ?