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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Racer X on December 29 2005, 12:07:41 AM
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...the worst guitar player ever!
CC DeVille from Poison. How this guy ever drew a paycheck is beyond me. In fact the whole band was just B.A.D. bad. I was watching VH-1's 'Most Metal Moments' and then after they played this video. :jerkit;
So here is your challenge, should you decide to accept, who is the worst guitar player ever. It's about time for THAT list since all we ever see are those best player lists.
:rock: :supz: :vom:
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I can think of many that aren't as good as they're hyped
up to be, but I wouldn't say that they suck or call them the worst.
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Kirk Ham... I'm keeping my mouth shut. How about over-rated guitar players?
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Poison sucks. I have always hated them. :smt071
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Kurt Cobain.
Next question.
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Me.... i agree with Sylvan Kurt didnt do shit with a guitar and he was this great guitar player. What ever
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Sorry, I forgot to also mention John Frusciante, or however you spell his name. That loser couldn't play to save his life and is somehow still getting on magazine covers.....oh, and Daron Malakian, too.
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the cocksucker greenday
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Kirk Ham... I'm keeping my mouth shut. How about over-rated guitar players?
Hmmm, interesting, very interesting... .
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Then there's Marty Fr... oh yeah. Lips sealed.
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Then there's Marty Fr... oh yeah. Lips sealed.
I think Friedman is skilled, but I've never heard his Cacophony project, so can't really comment on what he does with that ability.....bu t Rust In Peace was a cool album.
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Natty, you're killin' me. Friedman is damn good. Cacophony
was the balls in its day. I can't dis Kirk either, he has some skills.
I agree with Sylvan Cobain sucked with a guitar, but at least he was a
good shot. If he missed, could you imagine going down in history as
the guy who couldn't even blow his own brains out. Unless they were
particularly small brains. I'll probably get roasted for this, but I'm
being honest.
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I'm laughing too hard to post right now...
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Rob, I salute you!
....and BTW, I met a guy once in Minnesota who had botched blowing his head off. Poor guy, he was missing his nose and a divet in his forehead. I was miserable at the time but thought, "If that guy was sad enough to take a gun to his head, THEN fail and suffer, THEN walk around with half a face, THEN go through with the skin graft/reconstructive surgery....I'm never gonna think that nobody has it worse than me, nor will I ever claim to be all that tough."
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If you can't even off yourself right, you don't deserve to live. Like that?
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How in the hell do you not kill yourself with a head shot. Thats just bad luck i guess.
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Probably because he could not line the sights up properly.
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Kirt Cobain was concidered a guitar player!?!?!? Never knew.
Green Day brags about selling millions of records while only playing three chords....what ever that means.
I know a guy that missed while commiting suicide. The blast blew the side of his face off. It looks like someone threw a softball so hard it crushed in his ear and half his jaw area. Kinda mangled looking. He's fine as far as I know. He tells people he had cancer from chewing tobacco.
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I know a guy that missed while commiting suicide. The blast blew the side of his face off. It looks like someone threw a softball so hard it crushed in his ear and half his jaw area. Kinda mangled looking. He's fine as far as I know. He tells people he had cancer from chewing tobacco.
I know a guy who had cancer like that. The best way I can describe his appearance
is if Popeye lit a stick of dynamite in his mouth instead of his pipe. It hinders his
speech too. Its hard talking to him, not because of the speech impediment, but
more from the fear of embarassment that he'll be offended if you look at him funny.
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Its hard talking to him, not because of the speech impediment
You know who I find it hard to talk to? People with lazy eyes. For some reason I always look at the eye that not looking at me. Not on porpose. I even make myself look at the good eye but I still look at the bad eye. I'm not trying to be funny...I cant help it. I always wonder if they notice that when I look at the bad eye I switch to the good. I feel like an ass. Hate it!
Hey Sylvan, when I look at your bad eye do you think I'm doing it on purpose? :rofl;
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I can' t see Friedman making this list either...have to disagree with you on that one Brian.
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Hey Sylvan, when I look at your bad eye do you think I'm doing it on purpose? :rofl;
I'd love to have a lazy eye....I could pay attention when you were talking to me AND check out some jugs on the other end of the bar at the same time. I don't have a lazy eye- but I suffer from a limp dick, I guess.
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Its hard talking to him, not because of the speech impediment
You know who I find it hard to talk to? People with lazy eyes. For some reason I always look at the eye that not looking at me. Not on porpose. I even make myself look at the good eye but I still look at the bad eye. I'm not trying to be funny...I cant help it. I always wonder if they notice that when I look at the bad eye I switch to the good. I feel like an ass. Hate it!
Hey Sylvan, when I look at your bad eye do you think I'm doing it on purpose? :rofl;
I agree i cant talk to people with lazy eyes either. I want to talk to the bad eye and people get mad. so i just tell them hey if your going to look at me and it looks like you are looking somewhere else then look somewhere else and look at me.
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That's called Kansas City Eye. One eye is looking at you, the other is looking at Kansas City.
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Whats there to look at in KC?
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Barbeque! Lots and lots of BARBE-FRICKEN-QUE!
Barbeque is actually a food group in my house.
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I thought you lived in LA or something? West Coaster.
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I do live in LA, but has that got to do with Barbeque?
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Lazy eyes, BBQ, LA.....I'm going crosseyed from all the horseshit around here.
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just wear boots and run fast it will be over in a minute.
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just wear boots and run fast it will be over in a minute.
Nah, I've heard that fairies wear boots.
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maybe but it keeps the shit outa your shoe.
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Lazy eyes, BBQ, LA.....I'm going crosseyed from all the horseshit around here.
:rofl; :rofl; This thread went about 6 posts and then off we went into the abyss. :rofl;
what were we talking about? :rofl;
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Thats all part of the internal "self destruct code". :rofl;
[schild=15 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=FFFFFF shieldshadow=0]This thread is falling into the shitter ![/schild]
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Yeah, without looking, I don't know where it started. When we were drinking at the bar in Vegas, we were on all kinds of tangents. It was great.
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Damn Natty, you make me all emotional. Y'all are my boyz!!! To me, that was an unforgetable night(s)! Cant wait for part two! Hopefully Jim and Chris can be there! Add in a few others and I'd think we'd have a serious party! A lasting brotherhood!!
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Hell Yeah !
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Man, I would love to make it there. I will have to see how my schedule plays out for the new year! :supz:
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Yeah, without looking, I don't know where it started. When we were drinking at the bar in Vegas, we were on all kinds of tangents. It was great.
Great times, man. Although, you are one of those few people who was born without the part ofthe brain that causes him to talk really loud when drinking, so it was often times hard to hear ya.......at least to a guy who cranks his amp to eleven and plays the last riff of "Domination" just to dig on crunch.
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Shit, mine goes to 12... I'm serious.
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Shit, mine goes to 12... I'm serious.
Sure thing, Nigel. Do you have a guitar that's "never been played"? lol
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Damn, mine only go to 10. Boy do I feel inadequate. :jerkit; :rofl;
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Damn, mine only go to 10. Boy do I feel inadequate. :jerkit;
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Damn I thought my Carvin went to 12. It's 10. Bt the power amp goes to infinity! And my Fender tubey goes to 12 too.
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Damn, mine only go to 10. Boy do I feel inadequate. :jerkit;
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Damn, mine only go to 10. Boy do I feel inadequate. :jerkit; :rofl;
If you go to 10 on your pedal/processor, then 10 on your amp I think that counts as 20.
Whew ! I feel better now. I thought I was going to need
advice from sun dog on MPE ! :rofl;
:pee; I would have just told you to squeeze, it makes it look bigger. Oh! what inadequacy are we talking about? WTF is MPE?
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Damn, mine only go to 10. Boy do I feel inadequate. :jerkit;