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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Steve Wood on February 28 2011, 12:00:38 PM

Title: Seems like a timely post
Post by: Steve Wood on February 28 2011, 12:00:38 PM

TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES CHURCH over LIGHTNING STRIKE !
        ONLY IN TEXAS ...
        
        
        Texas Beer Joint Sues Church In Mt. Vernon, Texas, Drummond's Bar began construction on expansion of their building to increase their business.
        
        In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground!
        
        After the bar burning to the ground by a lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about ??? the power of prayer???, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church . . ."was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means."
        
        In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
        
        The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and  the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented

Title: Re: Seems like a timely post
Post by: ULYCYC on February 28 2011, 01:30:24 PM

This would be a cool case to be heard by the US Supreme Court. :rofl;

Title: Re: Seems like a timely post
Post by: $1987 GN$ on February 28 2011, 02:29:45 PM

muwahahahaha

Rather scathing response.  If it were true.

AJ___

Title: Seems like a timely post
Post by: Wrecked Em on February 28 2011, 06:06:11 PM

LOL.....

Title: Seems like a timely post
Post by: daveismissing on February 28 2011, 08:05:40 PM

Good story
Its in snopes BTW, 2 versions- started ~2007

Title: Seems like a timely post
Post by: SuperSix on February 28 2011, 08:20:16 PM

Quote from: "daveismissing @ Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:05 pm"

Good story
Its in snopes BTW, 2 versions- started ~2007

BUZZKILL!!!!!

Title: Re: Seems like a timely post
Post by: TSM Girl on March 01 2011, 07:43:52 AM

That is fucking priceless!  :rofl;