IHADAV8.com - Turbo Buick Tech, and Nonsense
General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on January 04 2011, 03:39:45 PM
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I need to be the one who receives all the credit for it, too. It just seems to me that we need to form a new board in order for us to all feel like a team. So, beginning immediately, I will post on other boards about how this one made my vagina hurt. Then, I will return to this one and bitch about how it enables a Benedict Arnold like myself to cry like a faggot abroad and yet return to use it for my own propaganda. Finally, I would ask that you all submit your suggestions for a name (it creates the fuzzy feeling of 'oneness'). As soon as the 117th Buick board is up and running we can all fondle each other's trouser-tackle in peace without any fear of The Man looking over us. The first official thread in my as-yet-unnamed off topic forum (although 'playground', 'sandbox' and 'sewing circle' have all already been used) will be titled, "Buick Owners Aren't A Bunch Of Cunty, Coddled Homos". Therein we can discuss how great it is that our new board doesn't censor us, unlike that ihadav8.com place. Okay, maybe we're not censored there, we only go there when we're mad at another board. Perhaps I'll start a subthread wherein we can all plan our next trip over to ihada and subsequently cunt about how we need to start a new new board. Peace be with you, my Buick friends and remember to keep "Going Fast With A Pacifier In The Ass".
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I forgot to mention that each member will be required to have 9 different profiles. Oh, and there will be a forum specifically for Rick Rolling eachother because, let's face it, the stars will burn out before that stops being funny.
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Seeing as how 5 minutes has passed and I still have not stirred up the support I'm looking for I am calling Travis Walker and Jay Carter to see if they have any awesome new ideas for a game-changing new Buick board. Maybe we'll call it dejamotherfuck ingvu.com?
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Okay, folks- I just got off the phone with Shane Grimsley and he had some GREAT advice! Turns out you people are gonna want TONS of smileys. I plan to award a trophy (a real one that I'm having made at that place next door to the bowling alley) to the first person who can become Top Poster without ever uttering a constructive thought...y'know, someone who's entire post count consists of nothing more than, "ROFLY-ROF! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; Good one!" or, "LOLERCOPTOR! :supz: :supz: :supz: OWNED!". Yeah, shit like that will be awesome. Also, I've gotta find a way to get Wood and Zap on board so that they can single-handedly provide all of the tech, humor and insight. That will effectively leave the English haters to their own devices.
Oh, this just in- Cotton's FMIC is a peice of shit!
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Wait, this just in: Jack would like to buy a banner. 'Turns out I have that very IC in my car and it FUCKING RULES. What I meant to say is that RJC sucks. But don't hold me to that statement, I might just magically become a supporter of theirs in the not so distant future. Nothing to worry about, though- my new site will never lose it's integrity.
Especially if you're in the market for a new alternator!! Order now and it ships before Friday!
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Also, it has come to my attention that there need to be some ground rules on the new board. Since I don't want any hyper-religious discussions in GP (I'll include a religion forum, "TSO Jesus And How To Beat Mohammed From A Roll"), I chose not to base them on the Ten Commandments and rather took a cue from Orwell:
1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol in excess.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal without cause.
7. All animals are equal.
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whats wrong with this board?
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Slow at work today :rolleyes;
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Slow at work today :rolleyes;
Great comment! Really, I tried my best but wasn't quite capable of illustrating the enormity of the irony here. That's where you came in, Wingman.
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Holy shit, he's got a severe case of PMS.
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ROFLCOPTER!!!
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(http://www.tfnn.net/forum/Smileys/default/snacks5vk.gif)
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Also, it has come to my attention that there need to be some ground rules on the new board. Since I don't want any hyper-religious discussions in GP (I'll include a religion forum, "TSO Jesus And How To Beat Mohammed From A Roll"), I chose not to base them on the Ten Commandments and rather took a cue from Orwell:
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Holy shit, he's got a severe case of PMS.
Nah.... this aint nothing. He can manage to have a 4 person conversation on a given topic all by himself.
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Screw you and your self centered Buick board. I would like to announce, so I will, that I am founding my own self centered Buick board, where i will be the omnipresent, omnipotent, adomnistrator (slash) modomnirator. My Buick board will be moderated to the best of my ability, and even beyond, because I feel that if there's something that needs to be moderated, it's Buick talk and shit like that. Paying vendors will be given an unequaled and unending bias (just so long as they continue to pay), while non-paying jerk-offs and stuff-ons will be given a not so warm and fuzz covered "by, ass." This is not to say that my Buick board will not be all about fun and having a rip-snortin' good time, but it will be family friendly, or whatever makes me the most money and inflates my already humongous ego to the over-popping over-inflation point.
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Quite the desultory descant Zap, but your insalubrious innerworkings have manifested themselves in a manner lacking of manners, in a manner of speaking. Henceforth myself and my (likely) myriad of underlings unaware of their underlying underlinginess will refer to your paltry, piffling board as the 'other' board. The 'other white meat', if you persist to pursue the aforementioned mannerisms or so much as peruse methods for achieving the above-noted persistant pursuit of a board more lucrative or (god help me) more lacerative than my own. Only a gobemouche of your renown would so brazenly trumpet his questionable (and I question! ) fiduciary fortitude and mettle in matters material. My follwers are already clamoring to prove you less brotherly than we and I will make it my mission to run a more honorable and respectful website, you son of a motherless three-legged dog.
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I started my own Buick board but I wanted to keep out the riff raff, i.e. Sylvan, so I am the only member, but i do have five personalities on the board.
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I'm not typing anything else. I have injured my carpal
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Here! Here!
Zap for adomnistrator (slash) modomnirator!!!
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:rofl; Sooo this is what you were in the middle of when I called! :finga:
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I'm not typing anything else. I have injured my carpal
ZAP, there may be some "other" things you can not do with your injured carpel. :rofl; :rofl;
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I'm not joining any more boards till I know what color my font will be
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ZAP, there may be some "other" things you can not do with your injured carpel.
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Zap and I don't need a board to provide humor, insight, tech knowledge, carnal knowledge, or ironic safireian satire.
We are and that is all we need.
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yeah
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what would be the point anyway? you would all sell your new board to vertical scope first offer they make :rolleyes;
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what would be the point anyway? you would all sell your new board to vertical scope first offer they make
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My name is Vertical Scope(you can call me Steve)... and I tricked you all, I've been pretending to own a TR so I can come here and make offers on your spinoff boards... I'll give you a bag of pizza rolls per forum. How much for the women? Your wife? The little girl?? SELL THEM TO ME!
(http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/Movies/BluesBrothers.jpg)
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i will join either board that gives me executive power to ban, disban, reban, not edit, order out and have full control of the vendors that we pay them to advertise on our site. i for one am all for this new website.. this new site will be the most classy of buick sites ever made.. herumphherumph herumph.
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This is a GREAT board and has been for years, and it amazes me on how everyone is so into this board now, when we were considered the "bad board". :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
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Zap and I don't need a board to provide humor, insight, tech knowledge, carnal knowledge, or ironic safireian satire.
We are and that is all we need.
Somebody wanna give Steve a jab? He's posting in bible verse again.
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Zap and I don't need a board to provide humor, insight, tech knowledge, carnal knowledge, or ironic safireian satire.
We are and that is all we need.
Somebody wanna give Steve a jab? He's posting in bible verse again.
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Please somebody give Steve a jab.
hell yeah I would sell the board!! woohoo it's all about the money baby!
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I'd sell anything for the right price, except my ability to differentiate between "sale" and "sell," which some people let sail by without ever differentiatin g
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wut da fuuuk he say n -daaaaam
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My keyboard won't even type like that
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whats wrong with this board?
Sylvan's possessed by the 211 again... :snakeman: