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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: $1987 GN$ on December 22 2010, 04:48:48 PM
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?
AJ___
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Here's a better one:
A n00b doesn't do a search and so ends up starting a jokes thread when there in fact is a pre-existing one on this very board!
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Here's a better one:
A n00b doesn't do a search and so ends up starting a jokes thread when there in fact is a pre-existing one on this very board!
SO what werd or words do I search for master.
AJ___
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Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and so! on spot ted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished , naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have! a good time when you're not there." - "Did you dance much?" - "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
AJ___
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Here is a link to the "Official" thread:
http://ihadav8.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1442
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Here is a link to the "Official" thread:
http://ihadav8.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1442
Thanks, the search do not work well as I did search. I figured there had to be one; search turned up nothing other than a few using the words. I did find strange so started one. I will post in there hence forth.
AJ___
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The jokes thread is full of dumb stuff from new moderators and trite writers...this one is so much better