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Title: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 01 2008, 08:50:25 PM
Alright, so tomorrow morning I'm jumping a Greyhound to San Bernardino CA and will be there Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday for "orientation" with a new company...afte r that, I'm in a truck for 4 weeks with a trainer (mandatory) driving all over the contiguous 48. I have a real problem with public restrooms, so living at truckstops will suck. On the up-side, it's been a long time since I took a good long roadtrip. Anyway, I've got my laptop packed up and will be checking in (hopefully) daily...so post up motherfuckers and help me keep sane. I'm gonna be keeping a photo journal so, when it's over a month from now, you a-holes can vicariously enjoy my misery.

Dig.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on March 01 2008, 10:29:02 PM
Sorry, its too late to preserve your sanity.

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The barn doors open and the horse is gone...
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Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on March 01 2008, 11:19:10 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ March 1st 2008"
Alright, so tomorrow morning I'm jumping a Greyhound Dig.


Ok??? Isn't that against the law to do that???  


Have a safe trip.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on March 01 2008, 11:50:02 PM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:19 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ March 1st 2008"
Alright, so tomorrow morning I'm jumping a Greyhound Dig.


Ok??? Isn't that against the law to do that???
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on March 02 2008, 02:00:17 PM
I can see Sylvan now, music playing in the truck (background music).....Alabama.. .Roll on'  lol.. :rofl;
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Racer X on March 02 2008, 04:37:45 PM
San Bernardino will be a perfect palce for you to start getting acclimated to nasty surrounds!
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 03 2008, 07:29:48 PM
Yesterday I was delayed 3.5 hours in Albuquerque and didn't get into my hotel room until about 2am....in bed by 3. Oh, and surpirse- they double booked all the rooms and I have a room-mate who snores like a two-stroke running in a vat of Jell-o. *Then*, I found out that I had to take some driving test with an examiner. It's hella fun driving a rig ON I-10 IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. Btiches. More later, I'm gonna go get a fucking beer.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on March 03 2008, 07:33:39 PM
I thought you can not drink with a CDL lic?
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 03 2008, 07:40:20 PM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:33 pm"
I thought you can not drink with a CDL lic?
Then ask yourself this: WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD SYLVAN GET ONE?


Actually, your maximum BAC is .04 as opposed to the usual .08 (0.10 in Nevada). Even in your own vehicle. Now quit being a smart ass.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on March 03 2008, 07:43:27 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ March 3rd 2008"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:33 pm"
I thought you can not drink with a CDL lic?
Then ask yourself this: WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD SYLVAN GET ONE?



*****************That is WHY I was FUCKIN ASKING!********  :rofl;



Actually, your maximum BAC is .04 as opposed to the usual .08 (0.10 in Nevada). Even in your own vehicle. Now quit being a smart ass.


 :snakeman:
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: 87natty on March 03 2008, 08:27:31 PM
You better fucking call me if you're in San Diego. Wait until you hit the 101 on a Friday afternoon. BWahahah!
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 03 2008, 08:55:49 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:27 pm"
You better fucking call me if you're in San Diego. Wait until you hit the 101 on a Friday afternoon. BWahahah!
I can't predict SD, sadly.

I just hit the jack In The Box next door and then went to the Shell station on the other side of that....and did what I usually do when a place doesn't sell beer: stare at the cooler for five minutes wondering, "is this some kind of joke?". So, I took a little stroll, admiring the Cali sunset, a few blocks over and found a middle-eastern owned store that sold liquor and smut. (God bless America) I strolled back to the Holiday Inn with my St. Ides in a little brown bag and was mostly pleased with my little white trash adventure.

Then I got into my room. This goddamned room mate guy is a little middle aged wet-end. Y'know, the kind who just hangs out in the room doing anything as long as it's quiet in an akward way? Yeah, you know. He's asleep at 5:30 and snoring like a motherfucking kodiak. I hope bitch-cakes isn't all hurt when I turn on the fucking lights and keep them on until, I don't...say (gasp) 9 o'clock.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on March 03 2008, 08:58:55 PM
Whoo Hoo, he sounds like a "great" roomie...I actually feel bad for ya! lol    We should all call your phone to make it ring...and hang up and keep doing it....lol
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 03 2008, 09:01:46 PM
Well, you could do it *now*, 'cause I'm done getting video of his obnoxious self and that trumpeting snot-slide of his.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on March 03 2008, 09:11:20 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ March 3rd 2008"
Well, you could do it *now*, 'cause I'm done getting video of his obnoxious self and that trumpeting snot-slide of his.


Talk about your Monday Night Entertainment! :rofl;
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 03 2008, 09:15:38 PM
Usually at functions like this there's a party goin' on in *someone's* room...but I don't think here. Lame. Of course, it'd be a lot cooler if people around here posted every week or two.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on March 03 2008, 09:28:27 PM
I know what your saying. Its pretty dead here..most days.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on March 03 2008, 10:43:48 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:40 pm"

Actually, your maximum BAC is .04 as opposed to the usual .08 (0.10 in Nevada). Even in your own vehicle.


In your own vehicle, that only jeopardizes the CDL endorsement not the operator privledge until .08 BAC (.10 in NV) Then its the whole enchilada (sp?)
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 03 2008, 10:46:53 PM
Next time I'll be more verbose!
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on March 03 2008, 11:54:58 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:46 pm"
Next time I'll be more verbose!
Do you have a tanker endorsement in case I decide to hold the worlds
largest rolling keg party ?
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 04 2008, 12:26:29 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:54 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:46 pm"
Next time I'll be more verbose!
Do you have a tanker endorsement in case I decide to hold the worlds
largest rolling keg party ?
As a matter of fact I do...bring it, fool!
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: 87natty on March 04 2008, 03:53:24 AM
Fuck a keg stand. Tanker stand.
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Racer X on March 04 2008, 10:48:25 AM
I am just checking in to see if Sylvan made it through the night unharmed...
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 04 2008, 08:18:40 PM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:48 am"
I am just checking in to see if Sylvan made it through the night unharmed...
I molested myself a time or two, but I'm all good.
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on March 05 2008, 02:41:35 AM
Quote from: "87natty @ Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:53 am"
Fuck a keg stand. Tanker stand.


Hell Yeah ! :supz:
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 05 2008, 07:47:20 PM
One Jager, two Jager, three Jager....

...emergency room.


So, I checked out of the hotel this morning and have been told to check back in for tonight...appa rently they haven't got their paperwork in order yet so I guess I just sit around for another day. What sucks is that this orientation period has me making McDonalds money until it's over, so I'm getting a little irritated. Oh well, tonight -at Brian's recommendation- I'mma look for a can of Lazer or Shlitz HG, baby!
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on March 05 2008, 08:00:41 PM
You should buy an inflate a date at the porn/liquor store, put it in bed with your room mate and take blackmail photos.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 06 2008, 01:12:17 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:00 pm"
You should buy an inflate a date at the porn/liquor store, put it in bed with your room mate and take blackmail photos.
Actually, I am *SO* proud of myself right now. He was flipping through the channels earlier and happened to pause on HBO, Cinemax, whatever....an yway, Beerfest was on and I smiled and asked, "You ever seen this?". He replied to the negative and I testified to it's hilarity and overall awesomeness. I ran to the liquor store to get a little more 211 and when I came back into the room...lo and behold- he's watching Beerfest...and laughing himself silly, much to the chagrin of Brigham Young. I made a Mormon (who can't even have caffeine) watch a movie dedicated to beer and perfect, tear-drop shaped, tits. Guys, I really feel like I made the world a better place today.
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Top Speed on March 06 2008, 09:53:09 AM
+1  you do have a heart
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: 87natty on March 06 2008, 04:15:02 PM
'You got any beer?'

'No.'

'It'd be a lot cooler if you did.'
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 06 2008, 08:19:00 PM
Making a run to the little liquor store that could....it'll be my last, I'm leaving tomorrow.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on March 06 2008, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ March 6th 2008"
Making a run to the little liquor store that could....it'll be my last, I'm leaving tomorrow.



Are you sure you are? I thought you were leaving Cali today?
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Racer X on March 06 2008, 08:55:06 PM
Sadly, Sylvan and I are close enough that we could've hung out, but with traffic is was too far to hook up.  I will tell you that his presence has been felt by just being in the region.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 06 2008, 09:37:51 PM
Actually, I think I'm going home tomorrow...if that happens I'll take the time to type an explanation then.

My presence is a gift the likes of which you smartasses can't appreciate. Pearls before swine, as they say.
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Racer X on March 06 2008, 10:38:00 PM
Have you and The Mormon exchanged contact info yet?
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 06 2008, 10:55:31 PM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:38 pm"
Have you and The Mormon exchanged contact info yet?
He went home today and now I'm stuck with a jackass know-it-all kid.
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on March 06 2008, 11:08:37 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:55 pm"
Quote from: "Racer X @ Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:38 pm"
Have you and The Mormon exchanged contact info yet?
He went home today and now I'm stuck with a jackass know-it-all kid.
Hopefully that doesn't mean that you have the room to yourself?
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Racer X on March 06 2008, 11:52:33 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:55 pm"
Quote from: "Racer X @ Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:38 pm"
Have you and The Mormon exchanged contact info yet?
He went home today and now I'm stuck with a jackass know-it-all kid.
There is NO better time than now for the Upper Decker my man.  Grow some gonads and DO IT!!!  :snakeman:  :rofl;
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 07 2008, 12:24:57 AM
Ooh....nice idea. Hopefully he'll STFU LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO DO IT. Punk ass is the trucker's trucker...he owned his own business at the age of 23 (ooohhh!) and those were the days when he "...never had less than $8000 in (his) pocket at any given time." Retard.  :jerkit;
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: Racer X on March 07 2008, 12:28:53 AM
Looks like he is either full of shit or bad with money.  Either way, give him the UD.  Go find a Del Taco, load up on the meat and beans and let 'er fly!

GOD SPEED MY FRIEND, GOD SPEED...
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 07 2008, 12:34:09 AM
Del Taco? My friend, I don't hate anyone enough to eat that shit. Why is it that these half-assed, raunchy "Mexican" "Food" places are predominant in the southwest....t he one place where people actually know what good Mexican is like?! I mean, I wouldn't be surprised to see Rob eating that trash, but us?
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: 87natty on March 07 2008, 12:44:49 AM
Shut up and do the deed. Get a pic of the coffee bowl in the morning.
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 07 2008, 01:19:51 AM
Quote from: "87natty @ Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:44 pm"
Shut up and do the deed. Get a pic of the coffee bowl in the morning.
Sorry, but I just don't see a tank supporting someone of my...ahem, carriage.
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: 87natty on March 07 2008, 01:26:50 AM
Do it monkey style, crap in your hand and toss it like a hand grenade in a tunnel.
Title: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 07 2008, 01:32:25 AM
Quote from: "87natty @ Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:26 pm"
Do it monkey style, crap in your hand and toss it like a hand grenade in a tunnel.
Whatever you say, log toucher...


These people here in Cali are all whacked, folks.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on March 07 2008, 10:36:17 PM
Del Taco has good bang for the buck ! Robert and I ate there during one of the Vegas trips. Its nothing compared to Brian's cooking, but its an OK, quick, and cheap meal. As hard to believe as it may seem, we have a couple of decent Mexican restaurants around here (Mom and Pop type places).


As for the UD, go bring Mr. Hanky to his destiny ! Go now, and do the deed....
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 11 2008, 08:04:47 PM
Well, back at it again with a different company. Now I'm in Phoenix with Werner.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 11 2008, 08:23:40 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ May 11th 2008"
Well, back at it again with a different company. Now I'm in Phoenix with Werner.


Good Luck to you.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 11 2008, 08:27:53 PM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sun May 11, 2008 5:23 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ May 11th 2008"
Well, back at it again with a different company. Now I'm in Phoenix with Werner.
Good Luck to you.
After having just checked into the La Quinta here and meeting the "gentleman" I'm sharing a room with....well, I miss the old one Colton.  :sad;
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Zap on May 11 2008, 08:35:14 PM
Look on the bright side, you could be me. :sad;
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 11 2008, 08:38:32 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Sun May 11, 2008 5:35 pm"
Look on the bright side, you could be me. :sad;
Actually, I like you. Wow, you're one of, like, 12! Congrats.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Zap on May 11 2008, 08:44:52 PM
Positive Karma for you.  :cool;
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 11 2008, 08:49:26 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Sun May 11, 2008 5:44 pm"
Positive Karma for you.
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Zap on May 11 2008, 09:27:39 PM
What is it the bottom of coupons say? Cash value 1/30 of one cent? :cool; In other words, no!
Title: Re: North American Tour!
Post by: Recklessrob on May 12 2008, 01:10:27 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Sun May 11, 2008 7:49 pm"
Quote from: "Zap @ Sun May 11, 2008 5:44 pm"
Positive Karma for you.
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